I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
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Second graders learn grammar by correcting tweets from NFL players.
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what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
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put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
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At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
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i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
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I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket
I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.
I should make this now.
I had two ideas for what I would get married in.
1. Pirate Attire
2. A cross between a dress and a tux
you have created both
Marry me in this and I will love you forever
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In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
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What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.
well okay then
SCIENCE
Science you’re drunk again
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