May 2013
longlivelink:
one time in art class we were discussing the worst fanfics we’ve ever read and my friend mentioned a ron/hedwig one and i just now remembered about it——-
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teenwhoops:
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
obamasdaughterssister:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
obamathepresident:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriend
remember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
rhymewithrachel:
fartgallery:
fire-is-better-than-water:
fartgallery:
mega—horn:
fartgallery:
butterbeer-forthesoul:
fartgallery:
are you greg
yes
hello greg
can we add another greg to the party
hello gregs
i am also greg
too many gregs
You could say it’s a…. congregation
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
lalalafrickyou:
bloody-nips:
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
flowercrownharry:
flowercrownharry:
taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips
what does taylor swift do??
taylor swift swiftly tailors
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
kilehfileh:
sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
genderikari:
siliconedrops:
genderikari:
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
geekishchic:
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
I ain’t scared… just logical.
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
How to finish that last minute assignment
the-girlwhowasonfire:
cjshark:
prettyflyforaredspy:
ruemex:
disgruntledota:
leetakeuchi:
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
david-tennants-little-fangirl:
neverthehurricane:
sherlockchins:
sunshien:
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
#unpublished stories from independent writers...
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
