Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
what do u put in a toaster
this isnt even a joke
yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor
idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce
shes my new grandma
r u laughing at my grandma punk
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
(Source: cristobalite, via a-wild-peasant)
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
I ain’t scared… just logical.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
(Source: gamerspirit, via whatheballs)
*hides good snacks from family members*